“And this means that the cat speaks? » “It means: “Say: He is Allah, the Only One. » » Translated Hurairah. “The only one what? Asad asked puzzledly. “The only cat?” Hurairah laughed at the idea that Allah could be a cat. He didn't think Allah was a cat, but what a splendid thing it would be. “No, Allah is not a cat, Asad.” Hurairah replied, shaking her head. “Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) taught visitors that Allah is not a human nor an object that humans can make.” “It is nothing on Earth or in Heaven and cannot be seen with our eyes or with any machine that a human could build.” “But, but, but,” Asad objected enthusiastically. “Humans are not like cats, born well-behaved and respectful to Allah.” “You are right, Asad, humans are different from creatures like us, Allah has made a unique plan for them.” “I think Allah created humans to pet and feed cats.” Assad