After the car left, Tyler received a call from the car's owner, Donnie. He was furious. While he tried to convince Tyler to pay for the scratches on the paint, he planned his revenge. Donnie drove to the McDonald's parking lot, pooped in a paper bag, and returned to the store. He then got out of the car, walked to the door, said hello to all of us, and threw the bag at the door, causing it to explode. The smell was so horrible that Jake and Ryan started vomiting into a trash can while I vomited into the Dairy Queen bag the cake came in. We had been “bombarded with shit”. Tyler quickly picked up his phone and called Donnie. “You fucking bastard,” Tyler shouted into his phone, “what gives you the audacity to throw human feces at my door?” The rest of us laughed at Tyler's choice of "big" words. We found the situation hilarious. Donnie soon returned, cleaned up the damage and convinced Tyler to pay to repair the car's paint. With all that behind us, I had a brilliant idea. “We should go do this in Mitchell,” I