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Essay / The origin of modern Christmas and the myth of...
When Sir Bob de Schneizereindeer returns from Zimbabwe, his knights organize a meeting to tell Sir Bob some terrible news. His wife, Queen Phaedra, was taken away by a dragon and locked in his castle. As the bravest knight in all of Schneizereindeer, Sir Bob undoubtedly chooses to go on an adventure to save his lover from the evil dragon. Where Sir Bob comes from, every knight has a special ability, and for Bob, he could fly. Sir Bob wastes no time and packs his bags for his trip to the famous Dragon Tower. On his way, he meets a peasant shivering on the ground. Sir Bob comes down. “State your name, peasant,” said Sir Bob. "I am Sir Poo Nose, and you are?" » Sir Bob immediately decapitates him because Sir Nez is the most wanted man in Africa because of his infamous dragon that broke free from him, the exact dragon that took Queen Phaedra. After calming down, Sir Bob continues his adventure to save his lover and flies for another 12 hours. Then Sir Bob decides to rest and take a nap under a banana tree. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………. » Sir Bob wakes up to a horrible ...