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  • Essay / A Literary Analysis of How Much I Love Writing Essays

    In my entire life, I must say that I am the happiest every time I write an essay. Trials are just one of those things in life that you can't live without! Honestly, they have to come directly from the Lord and be a gift to make our life worth living. I am almost one hundred percent sure that everyone you talk to will agree with me that without trials in our life, there would be no reason to live! Essays make life exciting and joyful. Even as I write this essay, it makes me think how I would waste my life doing anything else! All the trials ever written in history help me prove that without trials there would be absolutely no happiness. What would we do if we didn't have essays to write? Were we just going to waste our lives spending it with friends and not having any fun at all? Maybe we would get a job and make some unnecessary money. Whatever your reason for writing essays, I write mine for fun, to make my time useful. One morning I woke up in a cold sweat around 4am. As I sat up in bed and reached for my water bottle nearby, I had a fantastic idea! What if the entire world population was expected to write one essay per week? It would be absolutely miraculous! Imagine, since the essays put the mind into a sort of meditative state, it could potentially bring world peace! If every person in the world wrote essays, we could change the world and its people forever. Everyone knows that essays essentially generate happiness, which is why I propose that we make it mandatory for every person in the world to write at least one essay per week. Some people may even want to write three or four a week because they enjoy writing them so much, I can...... middle of paper...... be filled with abundant joy! They would hop over to the nearest desk, table, or computer and get straight to writing their essay on whatever they wanted with a huge smile stretching across their face, from ear to ear. In conclusion, I would like to generously thank my English teachers for their teaching. me how to write this essay, because it is the most important thing I have ever learned in my entire life. I will carry this talent with me for the rest of my life, because I cannot wait for the day when my dreams of writing world essays come true. Without English teachers in our lives, there would be no life. This is true because we would not know how to write such important essays, and therefore we would not be happy and everyone would most likely turn to social media and television, which we all know ultimately leads to death..